A compilation of the awesome and/or humorous things that have been said in or about UnMasqued.
New quotes appear in bold.
Submitting quotes is a fun and productive way to avoid studying and it keeps this page from being overrun with things that only I or my character have said. If you want to submit a quote, e-mail the munificent LG at theominouslg AT unmasqued DOT com.
General Notes about submissions:
- 90% of the time, quoting yourself isn't as good an idea as you might think it is. Self-quoting lacks the perspective of quoting other people. Something you might have thought was really funny, witty, pertinent or profound, may in fact not have seemed that way to the rest of the group.
- Remember context. Sometimes, a quote is only cool because of the context in which it is placed. Oftentimes is is hard to replicate this context in text form.
- Occasionally submit a serious quote. Sometimes quotes are cool not because they're hilarious, but because they're profoundly awesome.
- OOC quotes about how much other peoples PCs suck often create awkwardness when posted. Seriously, the webmistress reserves the right to refuse to post any OOC quotes about the uselessness, stupidity or lameness of another PC.
Auberon Xerices: Lucas! Lucas! I'm hungry! Get me a hooker!
Lucas Brighton: Auberon... I...
Auberon Xerices: Get me a hooker!
Lucas Brighton: Okay! Okay! I'll look for a hooker!
They drive by and see a scantilly clad woman walking about in the evening. They stop.
Lucas Brighton: Hey baby, I...
Realization it's Lynn Gladius
Lucas Brighton: Lynn, get in the car!
Auberon Xerices: Lynn! You're a hooker!?
Lynn Gladius: What the... Why are YOU looking for a hooker!!!?
Lynn slaps him.
- Some relationships are like that.
Bojan Petov: He's... insane.
Lillian Greer: Technically, so am I.
Bojan Petov: Yes... but you don't want to... awaken me to the realities of the universe through eternal suffering... at least as far as I know.
Lillian Greer: Yes. As far as you know.
- Dialogue between Bojan Petov and Lillian Greer regarding everyone's favorite NPC
Brian Wu: You met with Helgorimir?
Eugene "Brody" Wright: Yeah, it wasn't that big of a deal...
Brian Wu: Listen carefully, Brody - Where was his penis?
Eugene "Brody" Wright: What?
Brian Wu: His penis. What was it doing?
Eugene "Brody" Wright: ...does this come up often?
Brian Wu: More than you'd think. It's a Viking thing.
- Dialogue between Brian Wu and Eugene "Brody" Wright
Cameron Bennett: I'm sorry, did I startle you?
Lucas Brighton: No, no, people materialize out of inky black liquid in the middle of the floor all the time, it's no big deal. OF COURSE YOU F***ING STARTLED ME!
Maria del Torro: Actually, it's not that uncommon around here.
Lucas Brighton: Well, somebody could have warned me.
Cameron Bennett: My apologies. Occasionally, I will materialize out of inky black liquid in the middle of the floor. Is that better?
Lucas Brighton: Sure, why not.
- Conversation between Cameron Bennet, Lucas Brighton and Maria del Torro
Darren West: You said you had one seat available?
Sam McCoy: Yes, that's right. With real leather seats.
They two eventually walk over to where "Star Fox", Sheriff McCoy's trusty horse is parked.
Sam McCoy: This is Star Fox. Hop on!
Darren West: Wait, this is a real horse?
Sam McCoy: Sure.
Darren West: ... I think I'll take the car.
-- Converstaion between Darren West and Samuel McCoy
Fang: Hey, aren't you the 100-watt Tremere? Fuck-Face, right?
Michael Montgomery: *sigh* Could we at least try to be civil with each other? I'm Dux Bellorum now. It's kind of important.
Fang: My bad. Duke Fuck-Face.
Michael Montgomery: And it's at least 1,000 watts, ye shite-gobbed, arsefaced, fecking puddle of horse semen.
Fang: I thought we were going to be civil.
Michael Montgomery: Everyone knows Irishman can't be civil for more than one sentence.
- Conversation between Michael Montgomery and Fang
Joey Navis: Everybody here whose slept with me raise your hand!
[Gretchen Faustus raises her hand]
Joey Navis: Wooo! That's half the women in the room!
C-Dog: There are only two women here!
- Joey is the man.
Joey Navis: So... yeah. That Greer chick is pretty hawt!
Auberon Xerices: Er.... indeed, a most charming woman. I have had the pleasure of dining with her in the past.
Joey Navis: So, did you hit that?
Auberon Xerices: [confused] Um... I might have... I'm not really sure...
[Jones whispers in Xerices ear]
Auberon Xerices: You foul, repugnant pig!
- Dialogue between Joey Navis and Auberon Xerices
Lillian Greer: Fascinating things pawns, when they reach the end they can become anything Jamal, anything... except king.
Jamal Assara: But my dear doctor, we all know the queen is the most powerful piece on the board.
Lillian Greer: ...
-- Dialogue between Lillian Greer and Jamal Assara
Lillian Greer: Why are you loyal to West? Why do you "owe" it to him? Where for that matter, does obligation come from? It isn't solid, tangible, concrete. From where does this concept, loyalty, descend? Bojan, why do you "owe" anybody anything?
Bojan Petrov: [pause] ...I just do.
Lillian Greer: I. Just. Do. [pause] Three words. I really can't make much of a counter-argument to that rebuttal.
Bojan Petrov: I know... That's why I like it.
- Dialogue between Lillian Greer (post death) and Bojan Petov.
Lillian Greer: Bojan. Don't do anything stupid.
Bojan Petrov: I haven't done anything stupid since I got to the city. Look where it's gotten me.
- Dialogue between Lillian Greer (post death) and Bojan Petov.
Liz Grant: So... uh do you have like another name or is it just um... "Roske"? You know like it's just "Madonna"?
Roske: ... I am not like Madonna.
Papa Bear: C'mon man, it's your turn! Everybody else told a story.
Lucas Brighton: I... my life's not that interesting...
Jamal Assara: Come now, Mr. Brighton... enlighten us.
Lucas Brighton: [sigh] Okay... So I'm fucking this girl in the ass in a Catholic church, right? Giving her the business. And she's flailing around, titties knocking over candles and whatnot, and I'm just thinking, "Man, I'm in a Church... there's got to be something I can use here - and that's when I see some rosary beads on the alter. So, I grab those suckers, whip'em around her neck, and now I'm pounding this girl's ass while I'm choking her out with Rosary Beads, and all of a sudden, she screams out "Spiderman, save my baby!" Now, she didn't even have a baby, and Spiderman's a fictional character. But apperently I was laying the pipe in such a way that she couldn't help but call out for an imaginary superhero to come to her rescue. So yeah, I felt pretty good about myself.
Jamal Assara: ...
Papa Bear: You... Are... My... HERO.
- Storytime in the Camarilla
Pisces: I don't like going into rooms full of people who could kill me. It makes me nervous.
Alex: Oh. Well, if they try to kill you, I'll try to kill them back.
Pisces: Thank you! That means a lot to me.
Random Jogger: Uhh... what just happened? Why did you need me to take off this guy's necklace?
Lucas Brighton: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Random Jogger: Uhh.... can I... help you?
Lucas Brighton: [speeding off] WE DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY DRUGS!
Sam McCoy [on the phone]: These... aren't the droids you're looking for?
Lucas Brighton: Well, they weren't.
- Best van ride ever.
Sam McCoy: Did you bring the cheeseburger?
Auberon Xerices: I... what?
Sam McCoy: I assigned it to Assara... [pause] Surely he can manage a cheeseburger.
[A short break follows.]
- Conversation between Sam McCoy and Auberon Xerices
Tom Cruise: Yeah, I've been doing a lot of deep probing. It's really helped get out the thetans.
Emanuel James Richardson: I would love to join you for some deep probing.
- Emanuel James Richardson IV and Tom Cruise at a party
"I totally got Matrix and saved you like you were Morpheus and I totally flew the helicopter in and fired that huge-ass gun and all the agents died and then you ran toward the window and got shot but I caught you and took you to safety. So yeah, that should be worth a Blood Boon."
"We don't want the Cam breathing down our necks. With fire. War."
- Alex
"Rest in the loving arms of House and Clan Tremere and we will not see you wronged."
"Play is something strictly frowned upon by the Tremere on the whole."
"I'll be honest... he intimidated me. He always managed to encapsulate everything he and I might have been talking of or thinking about in five... no perhaps three words or less. I would tell him something, and he would say "Yes." Occasionally he would make it to, "Yes, I know." Sometimes it would be, "This is good."
[pause]
The most frightening thing he ever said to me was "I don't know."
...because if a man who can communicate so much with three words doesn't know something, the situation is very hairy indeed.
- Auberon Xerices, on Bojan Petrov (back when we all thought he was dead)
"There's always going to be some displaced and ancient being of darkness waiting in the kitchen and a political war just outside the door. But we're supposed to care for one another. That's what love is, I hear."
"I'm about to cut my wrists and bleed out in a bathtub... I'd like to hear about religion."
"I feel confident I can speak a language he'll understand. I've been studying the Chantry's vast collection of Dungeons and Dragons sourcebooks."
"Shit."
"Oh Shit."
"Oh FUCKING shit!"
"Goddamnit!"
"I hope they don't make me cut off his head... again..."
"...she just likes torturing people, doesn't she..."
- Bojan Petrov's surface thoughts over the course of one evening.
"I wish things could be different... although wishing has never done me any good before."
"If any of you decide to disobey his command, he is henceforth instructed to utilize the full extent of this status in order to make the rest of your unlife a "living hell"."
- Bromme Freidrich III, who actually utilized the hand gesture quotey marks in his transmissions.
"I'm sure you're aware Ms. Greer, that I could rip you in half and convince all of these people that it was a party trick."
- Darren West, calmly asking someone to refrain from telepathy
"I haven't betrayed you Evans, you've betrayed yourself!"
- Darren West, as he declared praxis rather dramatically, damaging a table.
"So he's the brains of the outfit, eh?"
- Diego, refering to Bran Cahir
"Over an eternity, improbabilities become certainties."
- Diego
"You know, Mr. Cruise, chocolate is an aphrodisiac."
- Emanuel James Richardson IV to Tom Cruise
"With any luck, your dumbassery shall be reduced to the point of whimsical comic relief. Totally going to go Puke now."
"You see, you're doing something that could quite possibly bring a large number of cross-waving fanatics to New York, and which also happens to result in an irritating, weasely man demanding my services quite constantly."
"I don't like his attitude. Kill him."
"So, Mr. Brody... My Floor Displeases you, does it? My apologies..."
"The next person who frenzies at this Conclave I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT!"
- Brujah Justicar Jaroslav Paschek, at a memorable Conclave
"Great... can I get an over-priced drink to go with the faggy atmosphere?"
- Jim Sirius, regarding the Sabbat's nightclub
"It's as if the Nazis built a war machine powered on Jew!"
- Jim Sirius, regarding Setite thaumaturgy's use of the souls of the Followers of Osiris
"I don't believe in coercion... of Kindred... in the Sabbat."
"Corruption isn't limited to the Camarilla. I'd like to hope it's limited to people who aren't in this room."
- Layla Reese, blissfully unaware of the exact people present in said room.
"We're like the businessman husband. Papa Bear is the babysitter the wife hired."
- Layla Reese, regarding Papa Bear's caretaking of Alex.
"For some men, immortality is a gift. For some men, immortality is a curse. For Impulse, it's a necessity."
- Layla Reese, on Impulse.
"Lansing, I've called you a fool, what... eight times in this conversation? If I wanted to flatter you I think I could have gotten off to a better start."
"You called it Operation: PERDITION. [pause] Hadrian, didn't you ever have some basic course somewhere in FBI training, something early on, along the lines of "You are not in a Movie!" 101?"
"Consider a little more carefully what your sect needs of you. You do this, and we have one less reasonable, loyal, SANE kindred, and one more wrecking ball of a playacting god who kills his children on archaic whims. I do not deny that it would be good for the sect, no doubt the world, if this man were to end, but if you throw yourself away on a grief ridden dream, what will be left? Couldn't you be of more use alive? Over all the eternity that you may exist? If all the good people in this sect commit suicide by Elder, what will we be left with?"
"Every story ends in death. I often think the survivors are the least fortunate. We see all the stories end."
- Loa
"Sam? No, no, this is Lucas! Jack Knight? Yeah, he's right- (sounds of scuffling) DO YOU MIND? I'm on the phone! Sorry, he was trying to stake me again. JESUS CHRIST, would you knock it off? Sorry McCoy, what was that? Oh right. Hey Jack, they've got your friend all tied up. He's going to die very soon. Uhh... sorry about that, I guess. GOD DAMMIT, STOP TRYING TO EXORCICE ME!"
- Lucas Brighton, on the best van ride ever.
"So, I totally have three pounds of something for Brian Wu in my pants!"
"Dumbfuckery shall not be tolerated."
"I think it's this couch - this couch makes people stupid."
"I'll fucking cut you."
- Lynn Gladius, dispensing pearls of wisdom as Minor Harpy
"Janx, you're an idiot! Now go stand in the corner."
- Marcus Landrit (Janx apparently complied.)
"Never in a city have I seen Malkavians that are so... useful. I mean, two of them hold public office. Aren't they supposed to be crazy? What are they, crazy about efficiency?"
Have you been thinking happy thoughts, Regent Jones?
"On the first day he made light, yeah? An he had some of them make sure the light was a certain shade or a certain color or didn't shine where he didn't want it and some other shit... Fuck day one. Actually fuck days one through five."
- Ripper Bob, on creation.
"That... is the most disturbing thing I've seen since I arrived in New York."
- Roske, commenting on Darren West dumping a bunch of goldfish into the tank of a 14" black piranha.
"Yes... I like the cock."
- Roske, commenting on news reports regarding him and a certain millionaire playboy.
"Here is what my bountiful friends said. They said that the horoscopes for Leo were really stupid lately because they say they have nothing to do with anything. But I know better, because of vast skills, ample intelligence, and an accurate wristwatch and you know better too on account of your luck and pathetic existence. I laughed a little at my friends, which happens a lot because as it goes without saying I am smarter than every human being including those smart enough to want to be friends with me, because it is exactly the opposite. Unlike the hot dog stand full of lies, spoiled milk, and starving prostitutes that are your other horoscopes, the Leo horoscopes actually had a relation with reality. With me, the ultimate reality."
- Sam McCoy to the Daily Dirge Horoscopist.
"I'm a a v-v-very imp-p-p-portant m-m-man."
"Ex-excuse m-me, sir, but y-your be-being r-rather ob-obnoxious and rude and i-i-it's b-b-bothering me so c-c-could you SHUT THE FUCK UP!?"
"You're now a part of me. We took Vaulderie together. I know about and understand me, but the part of me that's from you I don't understand because I don't know or understand anything about you. And that scares me."
"I am damned. I know this. I have committed many sins, and will commit many more, and far worse ones, before I finally meet my demise."
"Well . . . he's not really THAT dark of a dark god."
- TJ Phillips, explaining Set
"You look like you're masturbating a dinosaur."
- TJ Phillips, responding to Jack of Clan Adameus wrestling and imaginary morning star from an imaginary assailant and proceeding to beat the imaginary man with his own imaginary weapon.
"You know... there's only one type of woman allowed in my dreams."
- Vojislav Giovanni, to a psychic dream manifestation of Lillian Greer, as he nods in the direction of a dream Britney Spears who is giving him a blowjob while he eats a steak on a sunny summer day.
"I know. Loving is something that I do, not something that you do."
Ashley (affecting Helen Rogerson): It's okay. We won't bite your head off.
Abigail (affecting Loa): No, but you will go inside of it.
Ashley (affecting Helen Rogerson): I am not responsible for the actions of Richardson and Jones. I think they're idiots.
Abigail (affecting Loa): I have great faith in your judgment, Helen.
- Conversation between Ashley and Abigail
Brendan: I love Aura Perception so much! I want to Aura Perceive Evans.
Ryan: His aura is probably written in binary, like in The Matrix.
- Dialogue between Brendan and Ryan
Carlson: I have six stakes on my person... and I have the Prince's permission to carry them, thank you very much Miss Sheriff.
LG: Not as good as what the Prince let's me carry around.
Carlson: I wouldn't really qualify Petrov as something you carry.
- Dialogue between Carlson and LG before game.
Charlie: Technically through some bizarre series of circumstances it could result in you being killed. However, technically Bojan Petrov losing a game of Chutes and Ladders could get you killed somehow too, I suppose.
Kevin: Well... you know... he does have the 5-point flaw "Must kill the Sheriff whenever I lose at Chutes and Ladders"... and that 2-point flaw "Terrible at Chutes and Ladders" and then that derangement "Addiction: Chutes and Ladders".
- Dialogue between Charlie and Kevin.
Charlie: So yeah... Lillian actually "ascended". I mean really... Evans was kind of like the Judas she needed in order to set things in motion.
Joe: Yeah... Haldor was just the Jews.
- Commentary by Charlie and Joe.
Chloe: I can see him rearranging a carefully positioned line-up of sunglasses and earpieces... over and over...
Charlie: Yeah, or pouring over a closet filled with identical greenish-grey suits... and for some reason a single Hawaiian shirt. Yeah.. and every Elysium night he picks up the Hawaiian shirt, stares at it, puts it on, looks in the mirror and says "I can be spontaneous. Tonight, I will make a change!" He always wusses out at the last second though.
Kevin: Dude, as soon as Elysium ends, he collapses into a ball and weeps continuously for the next two weeks.
- Varying responses to the question "What does Hadrian Evans do in his spare time?"
Fred: I'd just like to nominate myself for being particularly deadly tonight.
Joe: Right, give Cameron a level of "Suck-my-Cock."
Random voice in the Green Room: [ecstatic] You can buy that!?
- Typical exchange during nominations
Joe: Hey. Heard about what happenned last game... Bitch stole your MAN!
LG: What the... which bitch?
[pause]
LG: WAIT!! Which man!
- Joe telling LG what's what.
LG: (Looking at a picture of Lucas and Cameron) Lucas isn't crying enough.
Abigail: I get the feeling that statement has occured in every ST meeting ever since Lucas entered the game.
LG: Yes.
- LG and Abigail
LG: Lynn Gladius is Acknowledged, Adored, Cherished, and Influential.
Adam: So her Camarilla cock is THIS *gestures* big?
-A use of the Politics Ability
Matt: (shouting to Ashley) Helen! ... Wait that's not your name, lemme get it.
Ashley: It's Ashley... My real name is A-she-ly
Diana: Wait, your vampire's name is Helen? That's so ordinary. I thought it would've been Nightraven, or something like that.
Matt: Well, you see, vampires are really-
Diana: (Cuts him off) I mean, you might as well of called her Susie. Or Doris.
- Discussion in the Decafe, right before game, with non-larp friends (Diana) involved.
Peter: (Just finishing a piece of pizza) Oh Jeff, I'm rubbing my greasy hand through you hair.
Jeff: Your just lubing my head, Peter.
- Dialogue between Peter and Jeff
Rachel: Is your neck feeling ticklish?
Tim: No, but I'm feeling a strange urge to bite yours.
Rachel: No! No Embrace! I don't want to be a LARPer!
- Dialogue between Tim and Rachel
Rebecca: She's a Ventrue? Huh. She doesn't act like a Ventrue.
Abigail: She thinks she's a god.
Rebecca: Point.
- A discussion regarding Loa
"This just reconfirms Loa's belief that she is the best vampire in the world."
- Abigail, after being told about what other vampires in NY are doing.
"So essentially, Lucas gave Helen a dozen roses because he thinks McCoy's a dick."
- Ashley
"You can tell how bad the Camarilla is doing based on what Helen's drinking."
- Ashley
Setite Sunglasses when down (hanging over her eyes) and when she flips it back, Eyes of the Serpent!
- Becky, on Danny J. Simon's hair
"See Charlie, there's your problem. If you started cognizizin' you could be my friend."
- Brendan
"EJR accomplished a major goal tonight! Getting Darren West and Roske into a three-way... [pause] ...conference call."
- Brendan
"If I were going to kill her, I'd do it in a Kindred-warded room, where I'd hired a Giovanni to ward the room even more against anything spiritual whatsoever. Then, after the deed was done, I'd kill the Giovanni... and then I'd blame it on the Setites"
- Carlson, elaborating on one of his simpler plans.
"We can't condition [Natalie] because she's a Primogen. And we can't control her because you don't have a penis and I'm not willing to use mine because I don't know what he'll catch."
About half an hour later, Peter sits down, drinking water
"Wait, he has a penis! We can condition Wu to control her!"
Peter promptly chokes on said water
- Carlson, on how to keep Natalie Hemming in check.
"Sweet Jesus! The Sabbat's using influence and the Cam's about to get vinculum!"
- Charlie, regarding Neidhart von Meirling and his masterplans
"Sweet!"
"10-4"
"It's alive!"
- Charlie, expending as little typing energy as possible in answering influences
"So... according to tonight's nominations the Sabbat was apparently intense and the Cam was awkward."
- Charlie
"Fuck you, Smucker's! You're not in Elysium!"
- Charlie
"You know happiness and sunshine aren't the same thing for vampires."
- Charlie
"it was teh awesomez"
- Danielle
"Terrorists cannot stop opera. Opera will prevail. Long live opera."
- Danya
"Remember, you can't spell "demon" without "emo.""
- Danya
"It's hard to get the Nosferatu off my face."
- Danya
"Good God Leah! There's a gun on the floor! ...oh wait, that's just a normal index card. I get confused."
- Former gaming-widow boyfriend
I feel that when Vojislav Giovanni masturbates it somehow qualifies as rape.
- Ivan
"He isn't the brightest turnip on the onion cart."
- Jacob, referring to Bojan Petrov. (I have no explanation.)
There is an office door that says Seneschal, the sticky says Prince.
- Jon, regarding Brody's office door
"Just being ugly doesn't get you contacts!"
- John, regarding the Nosferatu clan advantage
"Okay, so Snake Pliskin is Hadrian Evans? Who's Solid Snake?"
- John (It would probably take far too long to explain the context of this quote.)
"YEEEAAAAAARRRRRGGGGH!"
- John, imitating the yeast beast
"EEEEAAAAARRRGGGGGGHH!"
- John, imitating the spinning finger disc monster from the labyrinth of the underworld.
"VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
- John, imitating the entity being incinerated by astral technocrats.
"Fine! You're now on the Path of "Bitch, bitch, bitch, take it bitch!" Your virtues are now bitchitude, bitchliness, and "Oh-my-God-I'm-being-reamed-hard!"-age. Have some level 1 Daimoinan. Good girl.
- John, explaining what it's like to have a Baali mentor
"I'm totally like... the Halliburton of UnMasqued...
- John
"Damn, Danilee. It's like kneeding rocks with a soft, fleshy exterior."
- Joe, on Danilee's back
"I fuck my sister."
"Yeah, I fuck your sister too."
- Joe, simulating conversation between a Giovanni and a Setite
"Now, what do I have to do today? [looks at list of st things to do] Oh, that's right, I have to kill Tim today.
- Joe
"Quiet Coyote?! No! This is the fist! The fist of sorrow"
- Justin
"I wasn't molesting her. It was a surprise seduction."
- LG, during the filming of New York by Night
"My glistening mental phallus awaits his soft welcoming brains."
- LG
"I'm sorry. I am filled with power and malevolence."
- LG
"Go ahead! Your warnings only serve to spread fear! And Lillian Greer has reached such a point that she feeds not upon blood, but FEAR! That's right FEAR! Fear and the crushed dreams of Clan Brujah!"
- LG
"Charlie, I think it's high time you ceased your co-dependent attachment to your nipples."
- LG
"The mighty hammer of God is coming down upon you because you killed too many %$*#ing government agents in front of the Pope!"
- LG, regarding the consequences of things.
"It gets a little more bizarre everytime I talk to him. Next time I'm pretty he'll just say something along the lines of "Auberon's summer action is covering himself in mustard and rolling around naked on straight razors."
- LG
"Brain Wu is totally the sort of man who would sit about perturbed and contemplative at a New Year's party with a tie on his head, blissfully unaware that he lacked any pants..."
- LG
"I love gay werewolf sex!"
- Nick
"Right now I can't really bathe in money, I can only really shower in it."
- Peter, on Brian Wu's money
"It wasn't my fault. The C4 was already there."
- Peter, on Brian Wu's past adventures
"He would have slept with his sister before his embrace, but now he sees no point."
- Tim, on Michael Giovanni.
"The Army of Thralls is not reborn! It's more like the Orgy of Thralls."
- Tim, discussing the number of people blood bound to Auberon Xerices
"Next on New York By Night: It's Stakes On A Plane! Ain't no mothafuckin' thing you can do about that!"
- Tom, rendering LG speechless.
"The fruit myth will be believed."
"When the blood suck ghost moves towards one new city, they must propose themself to the prince."
"Ha, his entire family is tortured in it after and his puppy obtains to the death by Tzmisce, the lung cancer. Draconius chews with gusto in quite the angstburger."
"Popefish is frequently prevented to be able to arrive absurdly for the example white sexual harasser camera company."
"We want you are the snake gods!"
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- Some choice examples of what happens when you translate this entire website into Chinese using Google and translate it back again.
