Christmas 2008: Cassandra
Love Cassandra Goodchild; December 3, 2008
PERSONAL ACTION:
THE ANARCHS DO CHRISTMAS
...or rather, Cassandra does, because Pansy is draped over a kiddie pool all week long.
Brody: Assuming the best of all possible worlds, Brody's present is easy. It involves attaching a pretty red bow to the staked body of Miranda Turner. Assuming this is not the case, and that Cassandra's contacts proffer no other alternatives, the Anarchs get him a small set of Batman Lego kits such as might easily be fit into Cassandra's purse while perusing a local WalMart. This is an instance of the Anarchs just getting other people what it is that they really want. Seriously. The Penguin lego-man is fly.
Daria: Cassandra hits up Spencer's Gifts and finds whatever fiber-optic item that she feels would make the best friend and guardian during an acid trip. She then actually bothers to pay for it (It's bigger than a breadbox) and takes it home to modify - and by modify, I means she adds googly eyes to it some how to make it anthropomorphic. It's name is Rufus.
Haldor: Cassandra takes a hammer, twelve rain-sodden back-issues of some sort of conspiratorial newsletter, whatever she can get out of the closest Home Depot's dumpster, a jar of rubber cement, a $25 thrift-store wedding dress torn into pieces and soaked in wheat paste and apple green acrylic paint, and whatever else is lying around. She furiously assembles these items into a Crafts: Mixed Media x1 two dimensional sculpture in the likeness of Haldor with Expression x3 trying to evoke the emotion of "Endearingness" (which is endearingly not a real word).
Clarke: Clarke gets a ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE! Clarke loves the future. To make certain that this is authentic-ly future-y once he gets his Spirit Touching little hands on it, Cassandra is going to sit down with one of her allies who ISN'T Meeks for some drinking/smoking/what-evering and once he's a little relaxed she's going to use The Haunting (and possibly some Passion - up and down) on him and lure him into a parking lot, where she'll quickly duck out, Obfuscate, put a large plastic container over her head and then come back claiming to be a human-cyborg from the year 2037. Hopefully, this individual will be in a state of mind to believe this. Perhaps Rufus comes by to add to the scene. He will eventually be subjected to a lengthy and intimate session of having the spider droid probe his face, while he likely screams like a small child. Once this is done, Cassandra will remove the droid, quickly wrap it and cease to touch it thereafter. She will then Passion her friend the fuck down, apologize, ask if he needs help, act very empathetic, reminisce over the bad trips she's had and offer to pay for stuff next time.
(The idea is that there should be an obvious frightened time-traveler vibe from this if Auspex x3 is used on it.)
Seth: Seth gets a $100 gift card for whatever company puts out those hilarious catalogs you find in airplanes. You know... the ones with automatic hot dog bun crispers and the worlds best laser-guided nose-hair trimmer. Unfortunately, $100 probably only buys you something small, like the #1 European rated electronic toothpick
Pisces: Pisces gets an enamel butterfly pin Cassandra found half buried in the mud at a park.
Meeks: Meeks gets a fruit-basket and a promise to move out by the end of January.
Marcus: Marcus gets a $252.17 donation in his name to the most chill looking charity from Pisces' pamphlet. ($252.17 is the total of Cassandra's lotto winnings)
Langston: Unless otherwise influenced, Langston will get a fruitcake, which will be left at the wall with a bow and card. The card will read "Hope you have a nice Xmas. Enjoy this very not-poisoned cake that you can't eat. - C" There will be a winking smiley face drawn somewhere inside of the card.
Influence Response:
Your Christmas shopping is done! Consider it successful adventure replete with shiny loot for all your loved and not so loved ones.
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